Culinary Byte: Fun Food Quotes
Need a laugh? Here are some food quotes that may just give you a giggle.
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan Gussow
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. ~P.J. O’Rourke
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? ~Lisa Claymen
Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth-brothels. There is no point in going to them if one intends to keep one’s belt buckled. ~Frederic Raphael
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good. ~Alice May Brock
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. ~Yogi Berra
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. ~Julia Child
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. ~W.C. Fields
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either. ~Trixie Koontz
Watermelon –it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. ~Enrico Caruso
Never trust a dog to watch your food. ~Patrick, Age 10
