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First off let me start by saying the place was decent looking. I found myself trying to choose out of plenty of great choices on the menu. After I seen a bald guy come from the back and start making somebody’s italian sub with no gloves i was completely appauled. Therefore my choice of subs were gone.
I then thought it would be nice to have a chicken parm dinner with meatballs and sauce. I also ordered a small cheese, fries, and an order of 12 wings for my family.
From the first bite of my dinner i knew this had to be a joke, the chicken parm was more like rubber parm. The meatballs tasted like something else. And the spaghetti was hard, rubbery, as if it was made the day before and left out to garnish. I dared to take my second bite. The sauce was watered down, and so bland it tasted like tin, as if it just came out of the can. They also had a mound of “mozzarella” cheese on top of the dish which also tasted horrid, i could not beleive what i just bought.
I gave up on the dish but not on the store right away. As i glanced at the small cheese i ordered for my kids it looked like a toy pizza. The pizza was so shiny and plastic looking I couldnt beleive my eyes, i’ve never seen pizza like this in my life. But yet again i gave it a chance, sure enough to be shot down. The cheese was the same as on my spaghetti dish and it was as if the whole pizza had a plate of cheese ( if it fell the cheese would have gladly stayed together as if it were glued). The sauce was also the same, canned, and it totally upset my stomach. The dough was lame, gooey, hard as a rock and tasteless all at the same time. I finally realized this wasn’t for me.
Even the fries were horrible. They were soggy, still hard as if they were just cut and cold. If your gonna make fresh cut fries you can atleast make them right as this just wasn’t the case. I finally thought to myself, i can just imagine what the wings are gonna taste like.
I ordered 12 wings, half buffalo, and half BBQ. I sank my teeth into one of this things only to find true disgust.The center wayy over cooked, the skin was hard as a rock ( the batter they put on tasted purely like flour and salt). The buffalo sauce was even bad which i didnt think could be possible. I then grabbed one of my BBQ wings and had a tottaly different outcome. The chicken inside was still raw as if they were cutting them up in the backroom. Tasted like BBQ’d feet! I finnaly said to myself and my wife lets just get out of here before i get sick.
This place is highly disgusting and i dont recommend it to anyone, please if your reading this stay away. You can easily find something better in the frozen food section at price rite. I am not a very picky guy either, this food just did not cut it. It was far from a “pizza queen” sorry guys but your place plain out sucks ass.
I also voted you unhelpful. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the fact you have written only two reviews that you own the Thai restaurant across the street.
Glad to be of help, Billy! :) As long as Vohn’s keeps it up, I’ll be going there to get my fix!
Should we be concerned that you uploaded images to the Thai Jasmine page, gave them five stars and then gave Vohn’s, the direct competition across the street, a “Not good enough” review? Seems rather suspicious to be conincidental.
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