Fortune Cookie Express

Home Made Crab Rangoon, Spicy Orange Chicken, Fast delivery. I wont go any where else. Word.

I’ve been to a few bad Chinese restaurants in my day but this one really takes the cake. I’ve never thrown away dinner before, especially when paying over $30. The prices were decent but the food was awful. My husband and I threw away our food and didn’t even bother to taste some of it. He ordered Orange Chicken and Fried Rice and Pork Boba and I ordered Grilled Sesame Pork w/Lo Mein and the House Special Soup. My Sesame Pork tasted like it had been grilled on an ashtray. The aroma was strong and the pork was covered with sesame seeds — an overkill. My Lo Mein was the lamest excuse for a limp noodle of starch. I didn’t bother with the soup.. I tasted the shrimp and wonton in the soup and that was enough for me. His Orange Chicken was soggy with no flavor. It was difficult to determine that in fact it was pork in the Pork Boba that he ordered. It looked like tofu but was as hard as a rock. We had the food delivered…even the eggrolls were cold and stale. She was nice enough to “gift” us two free crab rangoons. We thought that would be our highlight but she didn’t bother to “gift” us sweet and sour sauce to accompany it. The experience from beginning to end was enough for us to never try it again. I can say they are friendly, but friendly isn’t enough, especially when food and dinner is a waste.