Boy, where do I start. This was the worst Chinese-American dining experience I’ve ever had. And I’ve had some bad ones. As my wife and I were walking from the car to the front door of the restaurant, someone threw a bucket of mop water out of the kitchen door, and we narrowly missed getting drenched. I heard a lot of yelling from inside the kitchen, and it sounded like some kind of emergency was happening. When I went to use the restroom, I realized that it was a plumbing emergency. We were starving, so we decided to stay. It took nearly an hour to get our food. While we waited, we observed some sort of acupuncture treatment taking place in one of the back booths. There were also a lot of children running around belching. The soup wasn’t bad, but there were some unidentified fur-balls in it. Everything else we had was extremely oily and rancid tasting. I think they need to change the oil in their fryers. The sauces were lukewarm, and resembled some kind of gravy-jelly. The fortune cookies were not very tasty, but I found a lot of meaning in the fortunes. In fact, if I’m interpreting my fortune correctly, I’ll never eat there again.
annie
03/13/2008i’m sorry your experience was so terrible, but this review is absolutely hilarious.