lafcadiyoda "I'm hungry... are you buying?"

I would never have thought to set foot in this place if someone hadn’t said, “No, really, it’s good.” Incredible breakfast. Really great fish sticks. Yeah, that’s right, fish sticks.

More burger than you could possibly want. Especially if you get a bunch of friends together, notify them 48 hours in advance, and order the 5lb. burger to share. Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, it’s way too much food. You might just have to do it once, though.

Really good sandwiches, and while they’re making your sandwich for you, there’s entertaining merchandise to browse through. I haven’t tried any of the actual baked goods, just the sandwiches. The sandwiches are more worth a stop than Joe’s, that’s for sure.

For some reason, this is the end-all, be-all donut shop for anyone who’s ever been through Sandy, ever. I just don’t get it. There’s nothing special about Joe’s Donuts. They’re regular donuts. There’s nothing remarkable about them at all. I have been highly disappointed by them, considering everyone I know gasps and exclaims, “Joe’s!” everytime they drive by. What is wrong with you people?

Not bad. Average-ish pizza place. Better than Paola’s down the road. Nice booths.

It used to be better, under previous management. Not the food, mind you, the food’s been the same as long as I can remember… but the service has definitely gone downhill. I was hoping the service decline would be offset by a menu change, but no.

Mediocre pizza, smokey atmosphere, huge screen TV with “sporting” events, and occasionally the glasses still taste like soap… But sometimes there just aren’t any other options in Sandy.

The ritziest office-ordered pizza ever. Snooty ingredients and lots of garlic. Rich. High-class pizza.

Good, juicy hamburgers and greasy fries. Cheesy cartoons taped to the wall to look at while you wait for your order. Free-standing corner building that’s been there forever, and probably will be forever.